Living with a dog is like having a furry drunk person following you around all the time.
The house is quiet and I just laughed out loud so hard man…
here man i got the perfect book for u
with super-sturdy pages for your idiot hands
This looks like a nightmare. Is this like a Turducken except from another layer of hell?
good lord no.
When they come out of the ocean, I for one will be honoured to serve our tasty extraterrestrial overlords,
Is this from the newest Epic Meal Time episode or?
When I was a kid, whenever I’d feel small or lonely, I’d look up at the stars. Wondered if there was life up there. Turns out I was looking in the wrong direction.